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Oct 2

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

Oct 2

(Source: jack-drinks-jack)

Oct 2

wollowock:

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.

The struggle is real.

(Source: catesstrophe)

Oct 2
latteos:

urtube 

latteos:

urtube 

Oct 2

vidreebro:

ahsadler:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS

someone’s getting coal this year

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)

Oct 2

juilan:

spoopyprinceofevangelion:

juilan:

It’s legal to own bestiality porn in all 50 states but gay marriage isn’t. You protect your right to watch a dog fucking a woman but once it comes to the gays it’s “too much” and “immoral”

here’s the source

Legal to film in 44 and legal to perform in 12.

Oct 2
spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

Oct 2
aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

aber-flyingtiger:

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

(Source: memecollection)

Oct 2
drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

Oct 2
genderpunkrock:

What a great post if only it werent so unbearably cissexist

genderpunkrock:

What a great post if only it werent so unbearably cissexist

(Source: alexbluebonnets)

Oct 2

sassy-spoon:

poetessinthepit:

PSA: Big corporations putting feel good feminist messages in their advertisements wont result in women’s liberation as much as it will result in goading liberal minded folks to buy more shampoo or whatever. There’s no point in fawning over these commercials.

Friendly reminder that the company that owns Dove

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is the same company that owns Axe.

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Oct 2

wholetjackdrive:

pancakereport:

thinkingupblognamesishard:

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

The High School Band Can’t Play Fall Out Boy Songs Because The Lyrics Are Suggestive by Panic! At The Disco.

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

this whole post is an emo train wreck and i love it